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Born at dafaq moment sarcastic quote t shirt by HIPNOTIZAR CRAFTS Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Sale price
$23.94
Regular price
$31.94
Unique Graphic Wear โ DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโs just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ we print and ship it your way.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Colors That Stay โ Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ still looks fresh.
- ๐งต Not Your Average Blank โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ the same blanks top brands trust.
- ๐ Put It On, Forget Itโs There โ Thatโs how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- ๐บ๐ธ Sustainably Sourced โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric โ responsible at every step.
Fabric & Construction
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ6 oz โ naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Your Perfect Match
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:
Available Colors
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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 36 in (91.4 cm) |
| M | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86.4 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
Gildan 18000 โ Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) | 33.5 in (85.09 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) | 34.5 in (87.63 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) | 35.5 in (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) | 36.5 in (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) | 37.5 in (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) | 38.5 in (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) | 39.5 in (100.33 cm) |
Gildan 18500 โ Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) |
Gildan 2400 โ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 36.22 in (92 cm) | 33.46 in (85 cm) |
| M | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 40.16 in (102 cm) | 35.04 in (89 cm) |
| L | 29.92 in (76 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 36.61 in (93 cm) |
| XL | 31.1 in (79 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 38.19 in (97 cm) |
| 2XL | 31.89 in (81 cm) | 51.97 in (132 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 3XL | 33.07 in (84 cm) | 55.91 in (142 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 4XL | 33.86 in (86 cm) | 59.84 in (152 cm) | 38.98 in (99 cm) |
Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.
- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
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