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Fucktards Twatwaffles And Cuntcakes Are Not Tolerated Here Humor Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
You didnโt come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildanยฎ blanks โ bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Premium Feel โ Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโll feel the difference.
- ๐ All-Day Comfort โ Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- ๐บ๐ธ Sustainably Sourced โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric โ responsible at every step.
What Itโs Made Of
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Color & Size Guide
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:
Available Colors
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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 36 in (91.4 cm) |
| M | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86.4 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
Gildan 18000 โ Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) | 33.5 in (85.09 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) | 34.5 in (87.63 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) | 35.5 in (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) | 36.5 in (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) | 37.5 in (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) | 38.5 in (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) | 39.5 in (100.33 cm) |
Gildan 18500 โ Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) |
Gildan 2400 โ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 36.22 in (92 cm) | 33.46 in (85 cm) |
| M | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 40.16 in (102 cm) | 35.04 in (89 cm) |
| L | 29.92 in (76 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 36.61 in (93 cm) |
| XL | 31.1 in (79 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 38.19 in (97 cm) |
| 2XL | 31.89 in (81 cm) | 51.97 in (132 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 3XL | 33.07 in (84 cm) | 55.91 in (142 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 4XL | 33.86 in (86 cm) | 59.84 in (152 cm) | 38.98 in (99 cm) |
Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.
- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and youโre all set!
Shipping Details
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
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